Starkcast Log Supplemental

We've reached orbit around Titcockanus 9...a desolate world inhabited by beings shaped like giant human secondary sex characteristics. I'll be leading an away team to the surface to investigate. I'll file a regular report late Monday, possibly into the wee hours of early Tuesday morn. Until then, I expect every member of this crew to study the following footage carefully. Knowing what we face may mean the difference between life...and...death. JimK Out. //:: BEGIN VIDEO OUTPUT - VIDEO IS IPOD-READY. PLEASE USE ITUNES OR QUICKTIME-COMPATIBLE VIEWING SYSTEM. FILE LOCATED HERE. **WARNING** VIDEO NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR MINORS **WARNING** SUBJECT MATTER INCLUDES: - Alyssa Milano topless. Apparently she hates it when people admire her past work and her boobs. - The fucked-by-a-horse guy - Some guy who blew his brains out in a police station. Listen for the sound of blood and brain tissue hitting the floor. It's juicetastic! - Aria Giovanni shoves her entire fist up her hey nonny-nonny. It's juicetastic! - Japanese penis orchestra. Seriously. - Chloe Sevi-whatshername blows Vincent Gallo. Now you never have to watch that shitty "Brown Bunny" crapfest. He shoots in her mouth. It's juicetastic! - My cat links my elbow for 15 or 20 seconds. No joke, just cuteness. **WARNING** VIDEO NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR MINORS **WARNING** //:: END TRANSMISSION